You know what I love about internet memes and rage comics the most? They depict events that most of us have either done before or still do that are so undeniably stupid or moronic that we have never thought to mention them to our fellow humans. Take the following example (for example...). I gladly admit to having done this in the past, have you?
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| This will be me when I'm a hotshot executive. Too pussy for brandy... |
Personally, I do not think there is a better way to consume Apple Juice. And if you're looking at me as if I've grown another toe, then I shall retort that you have simply not lived. In the same vein, I've also taken milk and put it in a sports bottle and shook it up (like a polaroid picture) until it resembles a cappuccino-style froth, before pouring it into a brandy glass and pretending it was eggnog (which when drank in the typical distinguished manner comes complete with a white, frothy moustache). I dedicate that to Geoffrey out of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, in the episode where he drinks too much eggnog. Man, I miss the Fresh Prince of Bel Air...
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| Fuck Jeeves and everything you stand for! |
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